| 1 2 3 package rero.gui.windows; 4 5 import rero.gui.*; 6 import rero.gui.input.*; 7 8 import text.*; 9 10 import java.awt.*; 11 import java.awt.event.*; 12 13 import javax.swing.*; 14 import javax.swing.event.*; 15 16 import java.util.*; 17 18 import rero.config.*; 19 20 public class AboutWindow extends StatusWindow implements Runnable  21 { 22 Random random = new Random(System.currentTimeMillis()); 23 boolean showKow = false; 24 Color background = null; 25 String me = ClientState.getClientState().getString("user.nick", "lamer"); 26 String nnn = "04\u202216\u00F804\u2022"; 28 String name = ""; 29 30 boolean delay = true; 31 32 public AboutWindow() 33 { 34 showKow = random.nextBoolean(); 35 36 if (showKow) { background = Color.white; name = "#Floods"; } 37 else { background = Color.black; name = "@mIRCii"; } 38 } 39 40 public String getName() 41 { 42 return name; 43 } 44 45 public void run() 46 { 47 if (showKow) 48 { 49 bkow(); 50 } 51 else 52 { 53 mircii(); 54 } 55 } 56 57 private static class UserModel extends AbstractListModel 58 { 59 String [] users = new String [] { "@Bass", "@BLaHSTeR", "@G-dAwG", "@JakieChan", "@LiquidIQ", "@misfits", "@NiN-PLoP", "@rUINER", "@Terra-", "@vicadin", "@`butane", "@|ChIcKeN|", "funbox" }; 60 61 public void setUsers(String [] _users) { users = _users; fireContentsChanged(this, 0, users.length); } 62 63 public Object getElementAt(int index) 64 { 65 return users[index]; 66 } 67 68 public int getSize() 69 { 70 return users.length; 71 } 72 } 73 74 public void bkow() 75 { 76 UserModel users = new UserModel(); 77 78 JList lusers = new JList(users); 79 lusers.setBorder(null); 80 81 lusers.setFont(ClientState.getClientState().getFont("ui.font", ClientDefaults.ui_font)); 82 JScrollPane scroller = new JScrollPane(lusers, JScrollPane.VERTICAL_SCROLLBAR_ALWAYS, JScrollPane.HORIZONTAL_SCROLLBAR_NEVER); 83 scroller.setBorder(null); 84 85 add(scroller, BorderLayout.EAST); 86 revalidate(); 87 88 eline("3*** Now talking in #floods"); 89 delay = false; 90 eline("9Topic for #Floods [PLOP]"); 91 eline("9Topic set by |ChIcKeN| on [Tue Jul 15 02:57:00 1997]"); 92 eline("9@Bass @BLaHSTeR @G-dAwG @JakieChan @LiquidIQ @misfits @NiN-PLoP"); 93 delay = true; 94 eline("9@rUINER @Terra- @vicadin @`butane @|ChIcKeN| funbox"); 95 96 try { Thread.sleep(1250); } catch (Exception ex) { } 97 98 eline("<`butane> hey guys im going to make a script that will revolutionize mIRC.. anyone want to help?"); 99 eline("<vicadin> umm i would but i umm have to umm go walk the dog.."); 100 eline("<misfits> fuck `butane i would love to help but blind is 5 months overdue"); 101 eline("<funbox> butane isnt this the 6th time you started a script that was going to revolutionize mIRC"); 102 eline("<`butane> box if you dont shut up im going to kick you you lame newbie"); 103 eline("<funbox> butane i have owners on the eggs your using dumbass"); 104 eline("<funbox> hey chanman Voltron knows your home address and hes going to come to your house and kick your ass"); 105 eline("<JakieChan> no he doesnt you fucking liar"); 106 eline("<funbox> do i have to read it to you??"); 107 eline("<JakieChan> yah i dare you"); 108 eline("<funbox> u sure?"); 109 eline("<`butane> dont worry chan if he does anything ill get some of my aol friends and we'll make sure your safe"); 110 111 users.setUsers(new String [] { "@Bass", "@BLaHSTeR", "@G-dAwG", "@JakieChan", "@LiquidIQ", "@misfits", "@NiN-PLoP", "@rUINER", "@Terra-", "@vicadin", "@`butane", "@|ChIcKeN|", "funbox", "Voltron" }); 112 eline("3*** Voltron (~Nachoes@p09.hwts12.loop.net) has joined #floods"); 113 114 eline("<Voltron> why am I here? Im missing Voltron for this you know..."); 115 eline("<funbox> JakieChan has had a memory collapse and wants to know his home address"); 116 eline("<Voltron> oh does he still not believe im going to come over to his house and kick the living shit out of him?"); 117 eline("<JakieChan> Yeah I dare you to come to my house."); 118 eline("<JakieChan> Besides we all know you are just a stupid faggot that eats nachoes all day."); 119 eline("<Voltron> Hey JakieChan wouldn't it suck if I happened to be going to the store and I passed by Granada Hl, San Fernando,CA 91344"); 120 eline("<JakieChan> ttas nto my addressss...asdf"); 121 eline("<Voltron> are you sure? because i called (818)360-2843 and asked for Peter Arsoff and they said hold on.. I hung up real fast"); 122 eline("<JakieChan> `butane what the fuck you said that there was no way he could get my address you fucking liar!!!"); 123 eline("<`butane> thats not your real address though ;)"); 124 eline("<JakieChan> I know that but umm err.. how is your script coming along?"); 125 eline("<`butane> all this fighting is bad for my scripting!! Im revolutionizing mIRC you know.."); 126 eline("<funbox> whatever happened to all the scripts before that where going to revolutionize mIRC?"); 127 eline("<`butane> they are on hold so that i can work on this"); 128 eline("<vicadin> what happened to that killer script that was going to own htew0?"); 129 eline("<`butane> wraithX is a dumbass he didnt fully appreciate my work"); 130 eline("<funbox> really? he told me that you cant script for shit and that you didnt make any pop ups.."); 131 eline("<`butane> thats cuz hes a newbie that cant understand that the /cumjizm alias was for the away and that /orgasim was for back..."); 132 eline("<vicadin> oh jeeze how could he not know that? i thought it was common knowledge...."); 133 eline("<LiquidIQ> hey FRoZeN is making fun of me on EFnet again"); 134 eline("<`butane> why what did you do to him?"); 135 eline("<LiquidIQ> I flooded him! heeeeheee this MaD KoW stuff is l33t "); 136 eline("<`butane> i know im making a new script with this new technology called an echo flood"); 137 eline("<LiquidIQ> oh shit!!! i cant fucking wait man"); 138 eline("<funbox> snoop dawgie do you want me to get on the eggs and rearrange #floods again??"); 139 eline("<JakieChan> FUCK QUICK KB THE BOTS!!!"); 140 eline("3*** JakieChan sets mode: +b *!*@undertow.net"); 141 142 delay = false; 143 users.setUsers(new String [] { "@Bass", "@G-dAwG", "@JakieChan", "@LiquidIQ", "@misfits", "@NiN-PLoP", "@Terra-", "@vicadin", "@`butane", "@|ChIcKeN|", "funbox", "Voltron" }); 144 eline("3*** BLaHSTeR was kicked by JakieChan (AAAA)"); 145 delay = true; 146 eline("3*** rUINER was kicked by JakieChan (ALFJDFJ)"); 147 148 eline("<funbox> oh well i tried to be nice but you asked for it"); 149 150 delay = false; 151 eline("3*** Terra- sets mode +oo funbox Voltron"); 152 eline("3*** funbox sets mode -oooooo Bass G-dAwG JakieChan LiquidIQ misfits NiN-PLoP"); 153 users.setUsers(new String [] { "@funbox", "@Terra-", "@Voltron", "Bass", "G-dAwG", "JakieChan", "LiquidIQ", "misfits", "NiN-PLoP", "vicadin", "`butane", "|ChIcKeN|" }); 154 delay = true; 155 eline("3*** funbox sets mode -ooo vicadin `butane |CHiCKeN|"); 156 157 setTitle("#Floods [+tn]: kkow, we're stupid, we know it, but fuck man what can we do??"); 158 eline("2*** funbox changes topic to \"kkow, we're stupid, we know it, but fuck man what can we do??\""); 159 160 eline("<funbox> how many times does this have to happen before you guys stop being rude to me"); 161 eline("<Voltron> hahahahahahha you people are stupid.. im going to go watch the rest of Voltron"); 162 163 users.setUsers(new String [] { "@funbox", "@Terra-", "Bass", "G-dAwG", "JakieChan", "LiquidIQ", "misfits", "NiN-PLoP", "vicadin", "`butane", "|ChIcKeN|" }); 164 eline("3*** Voltron (~Nachoes@p09.hwts12.loop.net) has left #floods"); 165 166 eline("<Terra-> fun your crazy :P"); 167 168 users.setUsers(new String [] { "@funbox", "Bass", "G-dAwG", "JakieChan", "LiquidIQ", "misfits", "NiN-PLoP", "vicadin", "`butane", "|ChIcKeN|" }); 169 eline("3*** Terra- (peace@port28.pitton.com) has left #floods"); 170 171 eline("<`butane> give it back box.. be mature"); 172 eline("<|CHiCKeN|>`butane should i start icmp'ing him from my t3???"); 173 eline("<`butane> give him a chance to leave and be mature"); 174 eline("<funbox> `butane told me to do it "); 175 176 users.setUsers(new String [] { "Bass", "G-dAwG", "JakieChan", "LiquidIQ", "misfits", "NiN-PLoP", "vicadin", "`butane", "|ChIcKeN|" }); 177 eline("3*** funbox (people@ppp4.respool1.phila.microserve.com) has left #floods"); 178 179 eline("<misfits> W00t i just smoked weed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! it was cool i smoked it through a needle"); 180 eline("<LiquidIQ> Im going to flood funbox"); 181 eline("<misfits> yah ill help you that guy is a fag"); 182 eline("<`butane> man im going to go work on my revolutionary script.. i havent even come up with a name yet"); 183 eline("<`butane> I wuv BobsKC"); 184 } 185 186 public void mircii() 187 { 188 189 eline("12<15`butane12>15 god damned it, another lamer loaded mircii"); 190 eline("12<15`butane12>15 why the hell do I even make it public..."); 191 192 if (background != Color.black) 193 { 194 eline("12<15`butane12>15 jesus, the pussy doesn't even have a black background"); 195 } 196 197 type("hello?"); 198 eline("6<15"+me+"6>15 hello?"); 199 eline("12<15`butane12>15 hi.."); 200 type("this your addon?"); 201 eline("6<15"+me+"6>15 this your addon?"); 202 type("/sv"); 203 eline("6<15"+me+"6>15 mIRC 5.31^16m15ircii%fINAL+CLONE by butane"); 204 eline("12<15`butane12>15 heh..."); 205 eline("12<15`butane12>15 yeah of course its my addon"); 206 eline("12<15`butane12>15 why?"); 207 type("well like... I just wanted to like tell you that "); 208 eline("6<15"+me+"6>15 well like... I just wanted to like tell you that "); 209 210 if (random.nextBoolean()) 211 { 212 type("like it well... it just sucks."); 213 eline("6<15"+me+"6>15 like it well... it just sucks."); 214 } 215 else 216 { 217 type("c-scripts mserver is 1000x better. plus its christain!"); 218 eline("6<15"+me+"6>15 c-scripts mserver is 1000x better. plus its christain!"); 219 } 220 221 eline("12<15`butane12>15 you came all the way from dalnet to tell me that?"); 222 eline(nnn+" 11madgoat 14[10khaled@mardam.demon.co.uk14]15 has joined #addons"); 223 eline("12<15madgoat12>15 hi.. "); 224 225 if (random.nextBoolean()) 226 { 227 eline("12<15madgoat12>15 I got some pics of me and my stuffed animal getting it on!"); 228 } 229 else 230 { 231 eline("12<15madgoat12>15 I got some pics of me and tjerk getting it on!"); 232 } 233 234 if (random.nextBoolean()) 235 { 236 eline("12<15madgoat12>15 I'll trade them for a copy of pIRCh!@"); 237 } 238 else 239 { 240 eline("12<15madgoat12>15 I'll trade them for a copy of xircon!@"); 241 } 242 243 type("hrm... thats not to bad of a deal..."); 244 eline("6<15"+me+"6>15 hrm... thats not to bad of a deal..."); 245 type("but all I got is this half assed mirc addon."); 246 eline("6<15"+me+"6>15 but all I got is this half assed mirc addon."); 247 type("/sv"); 248 eline("6<15"+me+"6>15 mIRC 5.31^16m15ircii%fINAL+CLONE by butane"); 249 eline("12<15madgoat12>15 hmmm... thats lame."); 250 eline("12<15madgoat12>15 16m15ircII 2.8.b WIN* :this is a bug free clone. honest"); 251 eline("12<15madgoat12>15 now thats the REAL shit."); 252 eline(nnn+" 11myn 14[10mn@barbi.whore.infinet.net14]15 has joined #addons"); 253 eline("12<15myn12>15 oh shit! khaled's here"); 254 eline("12<15myn12>15 I've always wanted to try this..."); 255 eline("12<15myn12>15 99999999999999999999999999999999999999 * 999999999999999999999999999999"); 256 delay = false; 257 eline(nnn+" 16hellish 15SignOff: #addons 14(15conection reset by peer14)"); 258 delay = true; 259 eline(nnn+" 16madgoat 15SignOff: #addons 14(15conection reset by peer14)"); 260 eline(nnn+" 11madgoat 14[10khaled@mardam.demon.co.uk14]15 has joined #addons"); 261 eline("12<15madgoat12>15 bloody hell! it gpf'd"); 262 eline("12<15madgoat12>15 looks like I am taking haltable remotes out of this new ver"); 263 eline("12<15madgoat12>15 well bye guys, just came on to test haltable remotes"); 264 eline("12<15madgoat12>15 and since I got a gpf I gotta remove them.."); 265 eline("12<15madgoat12>15 jakiechan16:15 I'll mail you those pics later"); 266 eline(nnn+" 15madgoat 14[15khaled@mardam.demon.co.uk14]15 has left #addons 14[]"); 267 eline("12<15`butane12>15 *yawn*"); 268 eline("12<15JakieChan12>15 lol khaled was here"); 269 eline("12<15`butane12>15 yeah hehe..."); 270 271 if (random.nextBoolean()) 272 { 273 eline("12<15JakieChan12>15 shutup jewTANE, I wasn't talking to you."); 274 } 275 else 276 { 277 eline("12<15JakieChan12>15 shutup penisTANE, I wasn't talking to you."); 278 } 279 280 if (random.nextBoolean()) 281 { 282 eline(nnn+" 11snert 14[10ircn@snert.accesspro.net14]15 has joined #addons"); 283 eline("12<15snert12>15 guys! I think I broke the irc habit."); 284 eline("12<15snert12>15 I managed to stay off for 3 weeks! now I spend my time like"); 285 eline("12<15snert12>15 netsexing bitches on aol 24/7! its fucking great."); 286 } 287 else 288 { 289 eline(nnn+" 11blue-elf 14[10belf@elfy.owns.my14]15 has joined #addons"); 290 eline("12<15blue-elf12>15 butane! I made a new mircii addon"); 291 eline("12<15blue-elf12>15 its basically a little mass unban alias"); 292 eline("12<15blue-elf12>15 but now it also gives mircii a vrml viewer... "); 293 } 294 295 type("man you guys are fucked up."); 296 eline("6<15"+me+"6>15 man you guys are fucked up."); 297 eline("12<8JakieChan12>15 "+me+", yeah well I'll have khaled porn soon"); 298 eline("12<15JakieChan12>15 and you won't..."); 299 type("whatever dude, I think I'm getting off irc now."); 300 eline("6<15"+me+"6>15 whatever dude, I think I'm getting off irc now."); 301 type("and staying off perm."); 302 eline("6<15"+me+"6>15 and staying off perm."); 303 type("this is just to damned weird."); 304 eline("6<15"+me+"6>15 this is just to damned weird."); 305 eline(nnn+" 16"+me+" 15SignOff: #addons 14(15EOF from client14)"); 306 } 307 308 public void type(String text) 309 { 310 if (text == null) 311 { 312 return; 313 } 314 315 for (int x = 0; x < text.length(); x++) 316 { 317 input.setText(text.substring(0, x)); 318 input.setCaretPosition(x); 319 input.repaint(); 320 try 321 { 322 Thread.sleep(170 + (random.nextInt() % 100)); 323 } catch (Exception ex) { } 324 } 325 326 input.setText(text); 327 input.setCaretPosition(text.length()); 328 input.repaint(); 329 330 try 331 { 332 Thread.sleep(1000 + (random.nextInt() % 1000)); 333 } catch (Exception ex) { } 334 335 input.setText(""); 336 input.repaint(); 337 } 338 339 public void eline(String text) 340 { 341 getDisplay().addText("1" + text); 342 343 if (delay) 344 { 345 try 346 { 347 Thread.sleep(3800 + (random.nextInt() % 2700)); 348 } 349 catch (Exception ex) 350 { 351 } 352 } 353 } 354 355 public void init(ClientWindow _frame) 356 { 357 frame = _frame; 358 frame.addWindowListener(new ClientWindowStuff()); 359 360 setLayout(new BorderLayout()); 361 362 display = new WrappedDisplay(); 363 input = new ModInputField(); 364 statusbar = new ModStatusBar(this); 365 366 add(display, BorderLayout.CENTER); 367 368 JPanel space = new JPanel(); 369 space.setLayout(new BorderLayout()); 370 371 space.add(statusbar, BorderLayout.NORTH); 372 space.add(input, BorderLayout.SOUTH); 373 374 space.setOpaque(false); 375 376 add(space, BorderLayout.SOUTH); 377 378 frame.setContentPane(this); 379 380 if (showKow) { setTitle("#Floods [+tn]: [PloP]"); } 381 else { setTitle(getName()); } 382 383 frame.setIcon(getImageIcon()); 384 385 ((ModInputField)input).rehashColorsFoSho(); 386 } 387 388 private class ModInputField extends InputField 389 { 390 public void rehashColors() { } 391 392 public void rehashColorsFoSho() 393 { 394 Color temp = Color.black; 395 396 if (showKow) 397 { 398 temp = Color.black; 399 } 400 else 401 { 402 temp = Color.gray.brighter(); 403 } 404 405 setForeground(temp); 406 setCaretColor(temp.brighter()); 407 408 setFont(ClientState.getClientState().getFont("ui.font", ClientDefaults.ui_font)); 409 410 revalidate(); 411 } 412 } 413 414 private class ModStatusBar extends WindowStatusBar 415 { 416 public ModStatusBar(StatusWindow parent) 417 { 418 super(parent); 419 420 if (background == Color.black) 421 { 422 contents.setNumberOfLines(2); 423 } 424 else 425 { 426 contents.setNumberOfLines(0); 427 } 428 rehash(); 429 } 430 431 public void rehashValues() { } 433 public void rehash() 434 { 435 if (background == Color.black) 436 { 437 contents.setLine("10[1603:14am10][15"+me+" 10(15+i10)] [15#addons 10(15+tn10)]", "", 0); 438 contents.setLine("10 [15Lag16 210] [15Ops10/16. 15Non10/16. 15Voice10/16.10]", "", 1); 439 } 440 } 441 442 public void paint (Graphics g) 443 { 444 g.setColor(background == Color.black ? Color.blue.darker() : Color.black); 445 g.fillRect(0, 0, getWidth(), getHeight()); 446 447 paintChildren(g); 448 } 449 } 450 451 public void paint(Graphics g) 452 { 453 g.setColor(background); 454 g.fillRect(0, 0, getWidth(), getHeight()); 455 paintChildren(g); 456 } 457 458 public ImageIcon getImageIcon() 459 { 460 if (icon == null) 461 { 462 icon = new ImageIcon(ClientState.getClientState().getResource("jsmall.gif")); 463 } 464 465 return icon; 466 } 467 468 public boolean isLegalWindow() 469 { 470 return false; 471 } 472 } 473 | Popular Tags |